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signs you might be a Terrorist:

  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a £300 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  5. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
  6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
  7. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look big?'
  8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
  9. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave'.
  10. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

funny free ethnic joke about a imigrant in England.

A Romanian arrives in Britain as a new immigrant to the country
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
Thank you Mr. Britishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing
, Money for food, free medical care and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Jamaican.
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain
The person says, 'I not British, I Asian.
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not British!
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you British?
She says, 'No, I am from Africa
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says..'Probably at work.

free ethnic joke about muslim mothers chatting.

Two Middle East mothers sitting in a cafe chatting
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos.
This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now
I remember him as a baby says the other mother.
He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21
I remember him says the other happily
he had such curly hair when he was born.
He's a martyr too says mum quietly.
this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18, she whispers.
Yes says the friend enthusiastically, I remember when he first started school.
He's a martyr also says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says.
They blow up so fast don't they

Free ethnic Joke about speaking english

A recent survey in England asked the following question:
Are there too many foreigners in this country now ?
Answers:
20 percent: YES
10 percent : NO
70 percent : no speaka de england


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