Free Quick Jokes or short jokes Page.
This is our free quick jokes or short jokes page. so if you dont have the time to read long jokes and just need a quick joke or short joke to cheer you up then our quick jokes short jokes page is for you.
- Lots and Lots of Quick jokes, short jokes
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Free mans best friend joke
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you
Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks! Boy kills a honeybee. Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall
a patient goes to the doctor and said Help! i got an amnesia what should I do? The doc said " Forget about it!"
It's about as good as this one, "Fred walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only clingfilm underpants. The psychiatrist said: Well, I can clearly see you're nuts
Silly quick free jokeTwo towels in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army
The one sitting on the tank.
Free tigger joke
why did tigger look inside the toilet
he was looking for pooh
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Another Quick free joke
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
Tie me up, she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
Free egg joke
2 eggs and a sausage in a pan . The sausage says fuck me it's hot in here. One egg says fu'k me a talking sausage.
Free cocktail joke
What do the irish call a coctail? A pint of guiness with a potato in it
Free dog joke
whata ya call a dog with no legs? nothing... he ain't gonna come when you call him anyway...
Free joke about 2 snowmen
2 snowmen,1 says to the other, can you smell carrot
Free joke about a boomerang
what do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? a stick
Free joke about cows
2 cows in a field one says what do think of mad cows desease? the other replied why ask me i am a BANANA
Another free cow joke
2 cows in a field one cow went mmmoooooooo.. the other cow went i just new you would say that
Free joke about men
Men are like toilets. Either they are taken or they are full of shit
Free happiness joke
I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late..